why do you people ......

listen to this mudvilleswine dude.
he’s old
he’s a lawyer
his sports acumen is…
obviously he has an agenda
he has lounged in other areas with multiple socks on and off

by november he may even pick up trumpet playing

Hey, would you lookie there! He’s back! Woo Pig!

Things you should never do:

  1. Climb Mt. Everest blindfolded
  2. Respond when your wife says “Does this dress make me look fat?”
  3. Get Deep Heat on your private parts
  4. Mention John Calvin to a gathering of Freewill Baptists
  5. Use one brain cell when considering the words of MudvilleSwine

I’ll decline to speak my mind

T’would be undignified

Leaving sharp retort behind

Along with pignified


Exactly what I thought.

Remember drinking to much alcohol destroys brain cells-or was it the last brain cell. Or would that be #6). HOGS YA’LL.