I had my freshly-popped buttered popcorn and my iced down 2 liter bottle of Pepsi in the ice bucket, my red Razorbacks tee shirt and my red Hogs emblazoned sleep pants on, and was kicked back into my LazyBoy rocker recliner only to discover that the SEC alternate channel (596 on Dish here in southeastern Oklahoma) had BLACKED OUT the game!!!
May the SEC programming directors all contract shingles! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits! May they all experience the intimate embrace of an enraged grizzly! May their mega million lottery tickets be one digit off the jackpot winning number! May credit card hackers leave them many thousands of dollars in debt for esoteric escort service fees and vacations to Acapulco.
Now I feel rather like the gray matter challenged athlete from a certain country who won a gold medal, - - - and then proceeded to have it bronzed in commemoration.