Starting Over

PLEASE, - - - don’t hire a rat, - - - and don’t hire a roach

And don’t hire a washed out old basketball coach

Aging enhances a good vintage wine

But a young up-and-comer could work out just fine

He need not be flashy, - - and he need not be pretty

Or quite photogenic or especially witty

PLEASE decide wisely while wiping the slate

With no long-term contract right out of the gate

It would be stupid to hire a 63 year old coach who will be 64 before the season starts, especially if he’s a convicted and admitted CHEATER!