Considering the "mess" at Ole Miss

dawgtownhog · July 22, 2017, 1:33am

I was wondering if Matt Luke is going to continue his predecessors plan of making every game a bowl game. In that spirit and because it’s July and I’m bored…my Ole Miss Bowl Tour 2017:

Week 1 vs. South Alabama

 The "We would rather be at the FloraBama" Bowl

Week 2 vs. Tenn-Martin

  The "Well it's not the Vols but we don't want to play the Vols" Bowl

Week 3 vs. California

  The "That's a long way to travel to get a beatin'" Bowl

Week 4 Bye Week

Week 5 vs. Alabama

  The "Seriously? We had to wait two weeks for this whoopin'!" Bowl

Week 6 vs. Auburn

  The "Oh my God! Two weeks in a row?" Bowl

Week 7 vs. Vanderbilt

  The "This would normally be a win but dang Vandy is actually good" Bowl

Week 8 vs.LSU

  The "Bayou Beatdown" Bowl

Week 9 vs. Arkansas

  The "We hate Houston Nutt" Bowl

Week 10 vs. Kentucky

   The "What? Kentucky is actually good?" Bowl

Week 11 vs. LA-Lafayette

  The "Dang! We need this one!" Bowl

Week 12 vs. Texas A&M

  The "Come on let's save Sumlins job" Bowl

Week 13 vs. Mississippi State

   The "Geeze! It's finally over!" Bowl

Feel free to come up with your own version.

silverfox · July 22, 2017, 1:40am

Those quips are imaginative and entertaining. Kudos to you.

bakedhog19741 · July 22, 2017, 1:46am

DawgTownHog:

I was wondering if Matt Luke is going to continue his predecessors plan of making every game a bowl game. In that spirit and because it’s July and I’m bored…my Ole Miss Bowl Tour 2017:

Week 1 vs. South Alabama
 The "We would rather be at the FloraBama" Bowl
Week 2 vs. Tenn-Martin
  The "Well it's not the Vols but we don't want to play the Vols" Bowl
Week 3 vs. California
  The "That's a long way to travel to get a beatin'" Bowl
Week 4 Bye Week

Week 5 vs. Alabama
  The "Seriously? We had to wait two weeks for this whoopin'!" Bowl
Week 6 vs. Auburn
  The "Oh my God! Two weeks in a row?" Bowl
Week 7 vs. Vanderbilt
  The "This would normally be a win but dang Vandy is actually good" Bowl
Week 8 vs.LSU
  The "Bayou Beatdown" Bowl
Week 9 vs. Arkansas
  The "We hate Houston Nutt" Bowl
Week 10 vs. Kentucky
   The "What? Kentucky is actually good?" Bowl
Week 11 vs. LA-Lafayette
  The "Come on let's save Sumlins job" Bowl
Week 12 vs. Mississippi State
   The "Geeze! It's finally over!" Bowl
Feel free to come up with your own version.

Ummmm, did you forget a team, or did Sumlin already leave aTm?

dawgtownhog · July 22, 2017, 2:05am

bakedhog19741:

DawgTownHog:
I was wondering if Matt Luke is going to continue his predecessors plan of making every game a bowl game. In that spirit and because it’s July and I’m bored…my Ole Miss Bowl Tour 2017:

Week 1 vs. South Alabama
 The "We would rather be at the FloraBama" Bowl
Week 2 vs. Tenn-Martin
  The "Well it's not the Vols but we don't want to play the Vols" Bowl
Week 3 vs. California
  The "That's a long way to travel to get a beatin'" Bowl
Week 4 Bye Week

Week 5 vs. Alabama
  The "Seriously? We had to wait two weeks for this whoopin'!" Bowl
Week 6 vs. Auburn
  The "Oh my God! Two weeks in a row?" Bowl
Week 7 vs. Vanderbilt
  The "This would normally be a win but dang Vandy is actually good" Bowl
Week 8 vs.LSU
  The "Bayou Beatdown" Bowl
Week 9 vs. Arkansas
  The "We hate Houston Nutt" Bowl
Week 10 vs. Kentucky
   The "What? Kentucky is actually good?" Bowl
Week 11 vs. LA-Lafayette
  The "Come on let's save Sumlins job" Bowl
Week 12 vs. Mississippi State
   The "Geeze! It's finally over!" Bowl
Feel free to come up with your own version.
Ummmm, did you forget a team, or did Sumlin already leave aTm?

Yeah…I screwed the pooch n noticed immediately but as I went to edit my laptop died. It is fixed now. Enjoy!

dawgtownhog · July 22, 2017, 2:06am

DawgTownHog:

I was wondering if Matt Luke is going to continue his predecessors plan of making every game a bowl game. In that spirit and because it’s July and I’m bored…my Ole Miss Bowl Tour 2017:

Week 1 vs. South Alabama
 The "We would rather be at the FloraBama" Bowl
Week 2 vs. Tenn-Martin
  The "Well it's not the Vols but we don't want to play the Vols" Bowl
Week 3 vs. California
  The "That's a long way to travel to get a beatin'" Bowl
Week 4 Bye Week

Week 5 vs. Alabama
  The "Seriously? We had to wait two weeks for this whoopin'!" Bowl
Week 6 vs. Auburn
  The "Oh my God! Two weeks in a row?" Bowl
Week 7 vs. Vanderbilt
  The "This would normally be a win but dang Vandy is actually good" Bowl
Week 8 vs.LSU
  The "Bayou Beatdown" Bowl
Week 9 vs. Arkansas
  The "We hate Houston Nutt" Bowl
Week 10 vs. Kentucky
   The "What? Kentucky is actually good?" Bowl
Week 11 vs. LA-Lafayette
  The "Dang! We need this one!" Bowl
Week 12 vs. Texas A&M
  The "Come on let's save Sumlins job" Bowl
Week 13 vs. Mississippi State
   The "Geeze! It's finally over!" Bowl
Feel free to come up with your own version.