The tongue-in-cheek statement submitted below is NOT my brainchild; I wish it HAD been. I saw it on another site about a year and a half ago. It perhaps bears repeating once more, - - even to those who may have already previously heard it or read it. Please do not misunderstand me here; this is NOT a personal complaint or criticism. I’m simply reporting the quip.
“When I die, I want The Arkansas Razorbacks football team to be the pallbearers for my funeral, - - - just so they can let me down ONE LAST TIME.”