This hire is Awesome!

This guy is a Texas legend. Did you know???

Chad Morris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chad Morris .

Chad Morris counted to infinity - twice.

Chad Morris can divide by zero.

If you spell Chad Morris wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chad Morris?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.

Chad Morris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

True. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Not while I’m drinking my coffee!

A dark alley is scared of Chad Morris.

Chad Morris puts his pants on two legs at a time.

If Chad Morris had been at the Alamo, Santa Ana would have surrendered.

Chad Morris doesn’t sleep. He waits.

Chad Morris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chad roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chad Morris’s turds don’t stink.

Chad Morris’s turds don’t stink.
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Chad Morris knows Victoria’s Secret…

Chad Morris made sense of a congressional hearing.

Chad Morris won the Kentucky Derby on a Mule!!

Chad Morris beat Alabama with CBB players

Chad Morris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chad Morris once punted the football from his own end zone and caught it at the other team’s one yard line.

Chad Morris turns off the light switch and is in bed before the room gets dark.

Chad Morris called the Hogs while still in the womb.

Chad Morris goes to church every Sunday but makes opponents say their prayers every Saturday.

Chad Morris always beats Santa Claus in sled racing on Christmas Eve.

Chad Morris understands Bill Walton.

They still have those?

“Chad Morris understands Bill Walton.”

K… now we’ve taken it too far…

Chad Morris beat Tanner English in a foot race.

Chad Morris once walked through a Lions Den with Pork Chop underwear on!