Sung to the tune of Joe Walsh’s I’ve Got the All Night Laundromat Blues
I’ve got the no sports coronavirus blues
Ain’t nothin’ on the tube except the news
No curves, no sliders guess I’m out of luck
Can’t even see a flying hockey puck
When you love ball you gotta pay the dues
With that no sports coronavirus blues
I’ve got the no sports coronavirus blues
Guess I’ll go to church and sit among the pews
Preacher said don’t you worry and be forlorn
But all I want to see is Coach Dave Van Horn
When you love ball you gotta pay the dues
With that no sports coronavirus blues
I’ve got the no sports coronavirus blues
Can’t win, can’t tie or even lose
Youtube videos is all I’ve got
This better end soon or I’ll become a sot
When you love ball you gotta pay the dues
With that no sports coronavirus blues
OK, I’ll quit now. Have one on me.