One of my good friends is a Big 12 official(back judge) and has drawn the AR-Texas game next month. I told him he better practice the phrase “pass interference, Texas” or he’s getting a two finger prostate exam this fall for his yearly physical by me!
His response was visceral to say the least. His wife laughed out loud as church was starting when she heard my comment.
I’ve got narly lineman fingers anyway. When men are on my Petite Nurse practitioner schedule and ask for me to come do their prostate exam, I just laugh at them. Her finger is about the size of a pencil, mine…not so much!
Just got back from trip to Mexico. Was enjoying my day in a beach chair with a cold one, one of the numerous vendors came up to me to ask if I wanted to go deep sea fishing. He was wearing a TexAss hat and I said not a chance in hell with that ugly ass burnt orange hat on. And he knew I was serious. Asked where I was from, told him Arkansas and he was blocking my views and to take his offer and hat to the other side of the island. Guy sitting in a chair not far away gave me a hard laugh and a toast of his Corona!