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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:35 pm

A cricket is a slender creature

You'll never see one that is fat

A frog's legs are his best feature

And his head is too large for his hat


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:15 pm

Crickets have a wide-ranging diet

Their palettes are undemanding

Frogs eat their food raw, with no way to fry it

And baking's beyond understanding


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:22 am

Crickets are known to be tight with their money

They stick to necessities

Frogs love to shop when the days are sunny

Going broke for accessories


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:02 am

Crickets work well in a group

They're happy in a mob

Frogs don't stay within a loop

They hop from job to job


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:45 pm

Crickets favor gourmet foods

Like grass seed under glass

Frogs are common cuisine dudes

And it goes straight to their a**


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby DemHogs » Wed Jun 19, 2019 10:29 am

Ode to SilverFox


I'm tired of Crickets and Frogs

I suspect others are too

This board has gone to the Dogs

All that's left is you


I'm tired of Crickets and Frogs

It seems like such a shame

Nobody talks about the Hogs

Hawg Lounge has become so lame



Keep'em coming, SilverFox! I've always enjoyed your posts, even when I had to get out a dictionary.

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:13 pm

I wouldn't buy a ticket

To see a stripper cricket

I've seen such charms for free for many years

And I really do not know

Who'd go see a frog stag show

The Chippendale Tadpole is run by queers


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:20 pm

Crickets do not play football

And frogs do not shoot hoops

There's no bench-clearing free-for-all

In critter sporting groups


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:15 pm

Crickets don't go out for Track

They prefer to stick with Field

And frogs are prone to catch some flack

When their 40 time's revealed


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:10 pm

Crickets don't care for a frog's sense of style

Conservativeville's a dull place

Frogs think that crickets' loud fashions are vile

And their fashion statement's off base

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