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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:43 pm

Each week when Sunday rolls around

As folk prepare for church

Crickets and frogs can surely be found

In a watchful stakeout perch

I wouldn't say that they're religious

But they're intent on PREY

Their devotion is prodigious

For blessings that come their way

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:35 pm

Crickets are not reverent

For them, faith's no big deal

And frogs are not known to repent

After a cricket meal


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:54 am

If you should meet a cricket

Please don't squash it or flick it

That cricket has done nothing to you

And frogs do their own thing

Please don't let your foot swing

Propelling their butts out of view


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon Jun 03, 2019 4:31 pm

Who really cares what a cricket thinks

Or what a bullfrog has to say

Who cares if they binge on dope and drinks

That's not my tab to pay


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:28 pm

Who knows what a cricket prefers for lunch

I've never seen a cricket diner

Frogs tend to favor crickets by the bunch

For them nothing tastes any finer


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:13 am

Lean down close if you really want to hear

The secret a cricket has to whisper in your ear

A frog's voice carries across wide spaces

And frogs are not big on social graces


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:46 am

Check with a cricket if you want to know

Where to find the best grass

And a frog's flat bottom will serve to show

What happens when you bounce on your a**


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:02 pm

This "Crickets & Frogs" thread has had a long run

It has over 10,000 hits

It's been 21 pages since it was begun

And I'm thinking of calling it quits


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:06 pm

Crickets and frogs don't compose great verse

This post is no better, - - - and it could get worse


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:35 pm

Crickets and frogs aren't known to be "losers"

Neither species are dope fiends or boozers

They don't trespass across neighboring grids

And they don't abandon their mates and their kids


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