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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:42 pm

Crickets are known for their wisecracks and jokes

They're creatures of humor and wit

Frogs have a penchant for off-color croaks

And mooning the public a bit


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:19 pm

Please don't tell a cricket to "stick it"

Their egos are fragile at best

Frogs will not stop - or curtail their hop

To honor a human's request


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:17 pm

Crickets are not very generous critters

When dating, they're prone to go dutch

And frogs are not known to make good babysitters

As they hop around way too much


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:55 pm

The Cricket Chorus chirps at night

A soothing sound to folk

But all night long - until daylight

All frogs can do is croak


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:39 pm

Crickets are quite eloquent

They choose their words with care

Frog words are not fit to print

They're like soiled underwear


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sat Jul 20, 2019 1:12 pm

For a taste of sport variety

Critter football's mighty fine

Take a look and you will see

Frogs anchoring the line

Crickets are the wide receivers

They leap to make a grab

Mosquitoes cut them them down like cleavers

And they spend time in rehab


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:30 pm

Take a cricket out to lunch

He won't inflate your bill

Be warned; - - a frog can really munch

Don't let him eat his fill


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:45 pm

It's always best to make a civil request

Then a cricket is likely to do it

Don't talk to a frog like he's a dirty dog

And he'll probably hop right to it


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:23 pm

Crickets don't seem to be preoccupied

With mourning for their cricket kinfolk who've died

They live in the here and now - - they feel no depression

Frogs do not bother with keeping day planners

They've no social graces and no table manners

Stuffing their bellies is their one and only obsession


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:23 pm

Crickets have smooth features

That are uniformly fair

Frogs are warty creatures

And they really don't care


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