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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon May 20, 2019 9:45 pm

Frogs don't do push-ups because they can't stoop

And crickets don't lift weights 'cause that makes'em poop

They both will quite quickly run out of steam

That's why you won't see them on any sports team


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue May 21, 2019 4:01 pm

Remember - - the next time you're walking your dog

That's it's hard as heck to walk a cricket or a frog

They just never seem to get the right hang

And they don't heel or roll over worth a dang


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue May 21, 2019 9:40 pm

Crickets and frogs have never been kissed

But they don't consult a psychiatrist

Their homes are not mortgaged and they don't pay rent

And they don't regret money foolishly spent


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Wed May 22, 2019 10:54 pm

Crickets and frogs are not a beautiful sight

But The Crickets & Frogs Chorus rules the night

They sing all night at their forest homesteads

While humans are tucked fast asleep in their beds

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Thu May 23, 2019 5:55 pm

I asked a cricket what a frog was like

He answered, "Last Christmas one stole my new bike"

When I asked a frog about a cricket's habits

He said, "They're quite tasty, and they breed like rabbits"


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Fri May 24, 2019 12:16 am

What on earth

Is a cricket really worth

In the pecking order of biology

And could a dialogue

That is centered on a frog

Be worthy of a tell-all diary


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Fri May 24, 2019 1:11 am

Never tell a cricket a lie

He'll catch you in it every time

And a frog won't provide you an alibi

'Cause his testimony ain't worth a dime

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Fri May 24, 2019 1:48 am

Neither crickets nor frogs are warm blooded creatures

They have no warm sentiments or human features

But you'll never hear of them acting like louses

They don't abandon their kids or their spouses

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Fri May 24, 2019 8:45 pm

Cricket sentries warn the woods

About suspicious strangers

Frog vigilantes dressed in hoods

Hop to confront the dangers

When picnickers come to call

And spread a tasty feast

The Welcome Party welcomes all

The largest and the least

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Fri May 24, 2019 11:55 pm

Crickets and Frogs do not attend schools

They have no rich kin safety net

They possess nature's own livelihood tools

And they have no Student Loan debt


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