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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 10:38 pm
by SilverFox
Crickets don't raise crops

And frogs do not dance

Neither respects cops

Or cross-bred romance

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 4:44 pm
by SilverFox
A cricket can't really hop all that far

And a frog is many times his size

But a cricket's drink tab at the Forest Glade Bar

Is much less than most of the guys


8-)

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:39 am
by SilverFox
Crickets and frogs do not torment folk

Like flies and mosquitoes and lice

They don't keep repeating the same worn out joke

They figure that once will suffice


8-)

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:42 pm
by SilverFox
Gophers and moles burrow unsightly holes

Precisely where you do not want them

Crickets and frogs alert neighborhood dogs

To gather to bark and to taunt them

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:16 pm
by SilverFox
Crickets and frogs are not known to be brainy

They have no cerebral traditions

Frogs are quite happy when weather turns rainy

While crickets prefer dry conditions


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 12:17 am
by SilverFox
A cricket has a shell and a frog has a skin

A frog is robust and a cricket is thin

Neither of the two have a follicle of hair

And neither the cricket nor the frog really care

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 2:28 am
by SilverFox
It's 2:20 AM, and I'm wide awake

I need a critter concert, for goodness' sake


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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:58 pm
by SilverFox
If you're early to bed, - - and late to rise

You'll be robbed by a cricket in a frog disguise


:o

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 5:26 pm
by SilverFox
A cricket doesn't Rock

And a frog doesn't Roll

They don't come from stock

That possesses a soul


8-)

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 9:12 pm
by SilverFox
A cricket doesn't stick it to a frog, - so I've been told

The frog returns the favor, - since a cricket's hard to hold


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