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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Sun May 05, 2019 9:29 pm

Crickets and frogs do not gossip or lie

They don't double-cross those they know

They need no excuses and no alibi

They have no bad habits that grow

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Mon May 06, 2019 8:04 pm

Frickets and cogs are crossbred freaks

They can neither fly nor leap

They hide behind trees to take their leaks

And they're bashful, so don't try to peep

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue May 07, 2019 11:41 am

Some people dine on frog legs, I'm told

I have no amphibious taste

I've never seen cricket legs being sold

I suppose cricket legs go to waste


:geek:

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue May 07, 2019 7:03 pm

Don't tell a cricket a secret

That you don't want a frog to know

'Cause a frog will jump to conclusions

With a cricket in his ear, don't you know

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Tue May 07, 2019 10:06 pm

A cricket doesn't bathe, and a frog doesn't care

Neither one brushes or washes their hair

They don't brush their teeth, and they don't trim their nails

And neither contends with telemarketing sales


:mrgreen:

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Wed May 08, 2019 2:40 pm

A cricket got a job in TV sound effects

Beat boxing and chirping away

A frog repossessed old car loan derelicts

By night - - and life-guarded by day

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Wed May 08, 2019 8:31 pm

A cricket's chirp is a soothing sound

A frog's croak adds a nice touch

On many nights in my youth I found

That peaceful dreams come from such

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Wed May 08, 2019 11:52 pm

A cricket in the grass

And a frog in a pond

Are right where they both need to be

And a lovely young lass

With her hair golden blond

Should be tucked into bed next to me

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Thu May 09, 2019 3:58 pm

Crickets and frogs aren't political pawns

They wear no political hats

You'll see no political signs on their lawns

For Republicans OR Democrats


:)

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Re: Crickets & Frogs

Postby SilverFox » Thu May 09, 2019 10:23 pm

Play host to the crickets and frogs at your place

They'll provide a serene atmosphere

They don't raise a ruckus, - they maintain their grace

And they don't drink up all of your beer

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