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by SilverFox
Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:40 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Don't ask a cricket for directions

He'll give you the run-around

Ask a frog and he'll pause for reflection

Then croak and be off with a bound


:(
by SilverFox
Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:41 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

The cricket physique is quite tiny and slender

And quite often they're overlooked

Frogs are quite squat, and their feelings aren't tender

That's why they're not overbooked


8-)
by SilverFox
Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:13 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Cricket gossip's unreliable

They're a highly biased species

Frog ignorance is undeniable

They can't tell food from feces


:o
by SilverFox
Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:13 am
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets and frogs do not do calisthenics

Yet they are quite physically fit

Neither species has to go to health clinics

And that chaps my drawers quite a bit


:|
by SilverFox
Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:05 am
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets tend to write things down

They keep a daily log

They're not popular in Frog Town

'Cause they don't write in Frog


8-)
by SilverFox
Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:03 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets don't have much to say

About politics or religion

Frogs do well to get through a day

Not pooped on by a pigeon


;)
by SilverFox
Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

A lone cricket does not emit much sound

With great numbers they are heard clearly

Frogs snap up crickets with a single bound

So loudmouth crickets pay dearly


:o
by SilverFox
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:01 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets make sound by rubbing their legs

Together, believe it or not

A frog can just croak, but he constantly begs

To be given a Forest Choir spot


:roll:
by SilverFox
Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:56 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets are not blessed with eloquent diction

They're not silver-tongued-speaking sorts

Frogs don't say much, - - but they speak with conviction

They're veterans of foreign warts


8-)
by SilverFox
Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:33 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 225
Views: 11242

Re: Crickets & Frogs

A cricket is a creature of diminutive size

Who sports quite a large appetite

A frog boasts and postures in front of the guys

But he's not of much use in a fight


:roll: