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by SilverFox
Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:03 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 323
Views: 34567

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Frogs don't have close family ties

And crickets don't have hair

Frogs do not have alibis

And crickets just don't care


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by SilverFox
Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:09 am
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 323
Views: 34567

Re: Crickets & Frogs

One hundred crickets carry very little weight

One hundred can ride on a roller skate

Frogs do not roller skate due to the peril

They shoot pool all night and drink beer by the barrel


:mrgreen:
by SilverFox
Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 323
Views: 34567

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets are great at parenting

They cherish every child

Frogs are heavily prone to swing

Their love life's wet and wild


:mrgreen:
by SilverFox
Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 323
Views: 34567

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets take pride in their daily hygiene

They seldom are dirty or smelly

Frogs are quite slovenly, gross and obscene

Their only concern is their belly


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by SilverFox
Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:07 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Early Injuries No Good For Hogs
Replies: 10
Views: 237

Re: Early Injuries No Good For Hogs

PavlovHog wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:36 pm
He turned 21 in prison doing life without parole. His Mama tried. She really tried.
I was informed by a totally unreliable source that when I was born, - - I was SO ugly - - that the doctor slapped my mama instead of me. :oops:
by SilverFox
Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Early Injuries No Good For Hogs
Replies: 10
Views: 237

Re: Early Injuries No Good For Hogs

You're not Hogwild about the Hogs, are you? You're entitled to your downer opinion. I don't share it. Arkansas isn't the only team that accumulates a rash of injuries in preseason. I'm excitedly looking forward to the commencement of Razorbacks football come Saturday week. Whichever team enjoys your...
by SilverFox
Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:28 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 323
Views: 34567

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Here's a heads'-up notice to one and all This thread's termination is pending One week from Saturday's the start of football And "Crickets & Frogs" will be ending I know it's not a thriller - - it's just been a filler To help ease the doldrums of Summer In a month or so nighttime will get a bit chil...
by SilverFox
Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 323
Views: 34567

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Cricket moms sing lullabys

Their babies love a ballad

But this can lead to their demise

'Cause frogs love cricket salad


:mrgreen:
by SilverFox
Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:41 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 323
Views: 34567

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets are patrons of The Arts

Wearing tuxes and patent leather shoes

Frogs can't distinguish good music from farts

With amphetamines and cheap booze


:roll:
by SilverFox
Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:05 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 323
Views: 34567

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets are adept at arithmetic

They surely can multiply

Frogs are not hip to the algebra shtick

But they do know the value of pie


:)