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by SilverFox
Sat Aug 24, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Top 10
Replies: 5
Views: 903

Re: Top 10

This year is not last year; - - or any of the previous years. This Hogs team composition is not the same as that of last year. Neither this current Hogs team nor this current Hogs coaching staff is responsible for any of the sorry debacles of the past. I view this coming season as the initial seaso...
by SilverFox
Sat Aug 24, 2019 3:24 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 324
Views: 34620

Re: Crickets & Frogs

You will likely never see

A bullfrog shrug his shoulders

Crickets modestly will pee

Behind some screening boulders


:arrow:
by SilverFox
Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:03 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 324
Views: 34620

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Frogs don't have close family ties

And crickets don't have hair

Frogs do not have alibis

And crickets just don't care


:ugeek:
by SilverFox
Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:09 am
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 324
Views: 34620

Re: Crickets & Frogs

One hundred crickets carry very little weight

One hundred can ride on a roller skate

Frogs do not roller skate due to the peril

They shoot pool all night and drink beer by the barrel


:mrgreen:
by SilverFox
Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 324
Views: 34620

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets are great at parenting

They cherish every child

Frogs are heavily prone to swing

Their love life's wet and wild


:mrgreen:
by SilverFox
Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 324
Views: 34620

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets take pride in their daily hygiene

They seldom are dirty or smelly

Frogs are quite slovenly, gross and obscene

Their only concern is their belly


:roll:
by SilverFox
Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:07 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Early Injuries No Good For Hogs
Replies: 10
Views: 245

Re: Early Injuries No Good For Hogs

PavlovHog wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:36 pm
He turned 21 in prison doing life without parole. His Mama tried. She really tried.
I was informed by a totally unreliable source that when I was born, - - I was SO ugly - - that the doctor slapped my mama instead of me. :oops:
by SilverFox
Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Early Injuries No Good For Hogs
Replies: 10
Views: 245

Re: Early Injuries No Good For Hogs

You're not Hogwild about the Hogs, are you? You're entitled to your downer opinion. I don't share it. Arkansas isn't the only team that accumulates a rash of injuries in preseason. I'm excitedly looking forward to the commencement of Razorbacks football come Saturday week. Whichever team enjoys your...
by SilverFox
Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:28 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 324
Views: 34620

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Here's a heads'-up notice to one and all This thread's termination is pending One week from Saturday's the start of football And "Crickets & Frogs" will be ending I know it's not a thriller - - it's just been a filler To help ease the doldrums of Summer In a month or so nighttime will get a bit chil...
by SilverFox
Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:35 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 324
Views: 34620

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Cricket moms sing lullabys

Their babies love a ballad

But this can lead to their demise

'Cause frogs love cricket salad


:mrgreen: