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by SilverFox
Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:45 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets favor gourmet foods

Like grass seed under glass

Frogs are common cuisine dudes

And it goes straight to their a**


:o
by SilverFox
Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:02 am
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets work well in a group

They're happy in a mob

Frogs don't stay within a loop

They hop from job to job


;)
by SilverFox
Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:22 am
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets are known to be tight with their money

They stick to necessities

Frogs love to shop when the days are sunny

Going broke for accessories


:shock:
by SilverFox
Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets have a wide-ranging diet

Their palettes are undemanding

Frogs eat their food raw, with no way to fry it

And baking's beyond understanding


:(
by SilverFox
Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

A cricket is a slender creature

You'll never see one that is fat

A frog's legs are his best feature

And his head is too large for his hat


:|
by SilverFox
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:38 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets party hearty until some one calls the cops

When frogs are petrified with fear they make real good doorstops
by SilverFox
Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets and frogs are anonymous

In the dark hours of the night

Their sudden silence is ominous

And trouble may come to light


:!:
by SilverFox
Sun Jun 16, 2019 7:10 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Cricket character is beyond reproach

They always return their faxes

A frog doesn't make a good teacher or coach

They notoriously cheat on their taxes


:o
by SilverFox
Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Crickets lead an idyllic life

Among the pines and oaks

Whereas a bullfrog and his wife

Eats crickets washed down with Cokes


:|
by SilverFox
Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:40 pm
Forum: Hawg Lounge
Topic: Crickets & Frogs
Replies: 235
Views: 12628

Re: Crickets & Frogs

Don't ask a cricket for directions

He'll give you the run-around

Ask a frog and he'll pause for reflection

Then croak and be off with a bound


:(